In accordance with my constitutional rights I herein say that I abhor rectal sodomites and their correlated imbibement of feces with hematological considerations, their behavioral propensity to induce GI tract injuries inclusive of rectal sphincter prolapse and appendicitis, and their marxist political promulgations pertaining to the systematic dismantling Christendom.

I am an avowed proponent of sexual intercourse in the essentially temporal context of holy Matrimony, and I believe that sex in evolutionary biological terms, and in accordance with Christendom since the Pentateuch, stipulates the creationist ontogenetic and phylogenetic truth of human purpose relative to sexuality as being an act of bringing souls into carnal existence for their ascension in the name of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.

Holy Christian sexuality actually merges gametes in the womb of a mostly (except for perhaps Veronica) wedded woman; and otherwise …only expertly performed and frequent cunnilingus, with ostensibly hidden mechanized, and often latex, motorized devices “frequently” capacitated by electrochemical potential energy, which, are, as deemed appropriate by the woman, mostly, ethically natural in the context of the cyclical nature of ovulation relative to sufficient fluid and gamete accumulation within the male gonads such as for the aforementioned pumping and throbbing gamete propulsion wombward.

This, whilst efforts to secure a “mother lode” CUM SUM TUUM SANCTUS, in the testes and for conception or practice regarding such a holy endeavor, wherein sufficient ribonucleic substance is to be generative of not only multiple pumping, throbbing ejaculatory contractions thence prevails via extra-ovulatory timeframe abstinence requisite contextual to synchronicity that negates, whenever possible, any permissibility of a depletion of the testes via fellatio… Except when irresistible.

“That’s just me”

Rectal Sodomites are abominably abhorrent to me. And, my first, and fourth amendment rights, primarily, assure my family the constitutional right to worship healthy human sexuality, with my wife, as the primary construct of Christendom, as the causal intent of Christian teachings pertaining to the ascension of souls in Christ through earthly and carnal concerns, pertaining to the Blessed Holy mission of our USA, and in the name of salvation throughout the greater Western World.

This is why I will not worship with the rectal Sodomites now occupying Bloomfield Connecticut’s Congregational Church.

I am a federalist. I deny the confederal colony of Massachusetts and especially the false media promulgations of New York, and, I pray I will soon be wed in accordance with municipal, county, state, Morrill Act zonal, and federal laws and blessed amongst heterosexual Christian American citizens.

God Bless our USA and all heterosexual Christians within our borders and in service to our blessed nation overseas.