Once again the people of New England are preparing for “The Gathering of the Schlerenchyma”!

It is neither Parencyma, nor Spongy Mesophyl, which brings such anticipation and joy to the people.

Now, as the sun declinates it’s elipyltical, geocentric arc towards capricorn; with the autumnal equinox past, and the hibernal solstice approaching… schlerenchyma gathering readiness has begun!

New Enlanders now anxiously await the falling and accumulating of the schlerenchyma.

Those who oppose, or do not participate in the gathering, are cast away from society.

“The Gathering of the Schlerenchyma” must occur!

Yet, there is a wizard!