• WRECK

    WRECK

    In the year of the blobular catachlysm, the blob was struck by the wrecking orb. It was then that the liquid water system in the food germination zone was broken, and the genetics of the old realm’s anemophilic meat paste quota organisms were strewn. Thus, as the times subsequent to now were arriving in the…

  • OUTCOME

    I have given my life in service to our Federation. Elucidated is the trasosonous inductor of an endemic faction abstraction construct. A fundamental flaw in our USA is the unstated causation of bicameralism as a power stolen and held by other than our government. The antagonism limitrophe has always been Mason Dixon, and as such,…

  • JAMMER

    Dear Pops, Its not bad relationships. No one is at fault. And, regarding allusive metaphor pertaining to a particular formal relationship with a woman; please permit I additionally cite my currently science fiction dream haul of an Aurum (Au) lode smoothly delivered via /MAGJAK on PEYTORILL.com. That said, however, Tom Lewis’s book “Divided Highways” talked…

  • CTMA

    RE: CTMA ZONE ASPECT OF CHINADIA/CHININDIA PURCHASE OF IOWA TELECOM GRID AND SAID CTMA ZONE The Official (CT/MA) Morill Act Federalization Precedent Sapien and Pet Epidemiology BioMedical Modality Parameter Maintennance and Population Habitation Behavioralism Stipulations For Life in The CTMA Military Fluids Craft Robotic Automated Propulsion Components Manufacture Federation Zone With Current Zone Sale To…

  • EXOSKELETON PHOTOVOLTAICS

    Abstract;A case study of Detritus Beetle “EP” in consideration of ribosomal amino acid calcium photoreceptor accumulation, titration, and scalar markers. BODY TEXT, CHAPTER ONE: Golgi Aparatus were seen demonstrably in the ecosphere as biometric data proxy marker indicators as being residual Endoplasmic Reticulum calcium clorate ions. Biometric Data Proxy Predominace (BDPP) avieved via field microscopy…

  • MAGJAK CAT

    The MAGJAK CAT is an engine program with several potential design feature scenarios. (The concept is based upon the premise that an evolution of organic fossil powered land engines in particular must occur before terminal fuels depletion makes the oil wars advance in DEFCON in accordance with famine, pestilence, and strife resultant of resource scarcity…

  • VISITATION

    Recall that Bill doesn’t control Montana’s proximity to the Tralfamadore Terrarium. This fact gives me hope in the intermittent presence of a woman here in my own scenario, and yet, it is puzzling to consider the correlated logic of my not knowing who she will be; as of yet. Accordingly, my use of the word…

  • FEAST TIME

    The “NABRE” Roman Daily Missal, Liturgy of the Hours, and NABRE Concordances function with the New American Bible, Revised Edition, (NABRE), because theologians have elucidated biblical chronology since events which occurred at the time of christ. The NABRE Missal and Liturgy in partiular expand upon the NABRE bible, in part by explaining and demonstrating Bible…

  • EXITORS

    Many now living people, of the Genus and Species “Hominidaes Sapiens”, were discovered today to posess certain now emergent code sequences demonstrative of arcane neucleotide sequence parameters that are then causal of physiological efficacies relative to photons. Additionally, persons in whom the code sequence appears and is exmplified as being within their ontogenetic trait chronology…

  • PUTRID

    My megalomaniacal essays are increasing in exagerative power. Soon, perhaps, I, I, will publish my plan to teraform all formerly living biometric sub ecosphere subtrate of the earth. I, I, will then personally order the combustion of all phases of carboniferous fossil life residue by the power of what I alone comand. I, I, shall…

  • LASALETTE

    Please consider and vote pertaining to a federally funded, variable jurisdiction policed and fully staffed implementation of a land use plan to implement a large scale yet biometrically appropriate Federal habitat enhancement installation at Lasalette, Bloomfield, as a station of our USDOI. Inclusive therein we need to consider a scientifically managed Bass, Trout, and Catfish…

  • Randy Moore, VP. (R)

    Randy Moore, First Black Forest Service leader in USDA USFS history, if ever our first Black Republican US Presient, pending Vice Presidential candidacy on a Donald Trump ticket, would slay Biden and the Democrats for decades. Trump and Vilsac already gave Mr. Moore the USDA USFS appointment of USFS Chief; the highest rank within the…

  • REPARATIONS

    USA Reparations as Forest Products allocation thus “The Greatest Good” in consideration of our mutually difficult Mason Dixon politic now pervasive beond land delineation realities at the stated limitrophe seem catalyzed by a Hampton Roads metaphor transcendent of the battlefield such that the Frontier need be seen as having rolled Westward as jurisdictional complexities contextual…

  • SECCHI

    I’m no reconstruction steam drive paddle boat captain. Yet, there’s one thing I do know…” I, I, as a “Temporality Flux Cartographic Continnum Scientist”, a lanscape gardener, carpenter, oil painter, and sculptor, now know it is time for me to build a new and previously posulated machine. The Secchi Disk was the control wheel, as…

  • POET

    Aye as poet of thine heartsWe see by light here thus I love thee; whence then in this mist here I, as taken, I to roads [sic] where, there forsaken, whence thence that I, I, westward taken as it was for then it was that I, I, whom were as curtained there and in the…

  • DATE

    I reiterate: by my writings I seek to find beautiful women, where amongst them are bridesmaids with whom to commence a wedding party of sorts. Therein, perhaps, might it somehow be that herein by written and audiovisual signals in the cryptic strata of hopes and dreamings will I yet find love where often deluded here…

  • SEAL Ranger

    When I was a young man I wanted to be a US Navy SEAL, but I didnt like the sport, subsequent to being maimed by a Navy veteran, and I eventually knew I was never going to compete with the likes of Phelps and Lochte. So, various reasons led me to want to be in…

  • ARMY

    I dont intend legalities regarding annulments, kidnapping, deployments, duress, coersion and other various abuses of myself or regarding commencement of such as specifically having been an endangerment of my person causal of my having been maimed by the US Navy, or pertaining to those facts as being collectively a psychotropic classical conditioning torture relative to…

  • 5050

    Finding my application of oil paint to be less than thick enough for my liking, I am postulating that I shall henceforth achieve blobularity of a greater voluminous quality by commencing an ostensibly precise 50%/50% concoction of wood putty and oil paint.  Yet, for sculptural applications I believe I will endeavor to achieve a 45%/55%…

  • Muffins

    I often find myself trying to write about baking. My essential recipe is 2:1 parts flour(s) to water, or, 2:1 parts flour(s) to buttermilk. Leavening and additional ingredients add to flour based recipes. Yeast leavened bread rises when the yeast metabolizes glucose at between 100° and 140° in water mixed with something including glucose. (leading…

  • NeoConn

    Regarding neoconfederal Connecticut: the problem is that the Morrill precedent primary industries and their stipulated mind control and educational curricula only allocate economic theocracy coin to the stipulated medical and aerospace heirrarchy and all other activities are extremely subordinate and unfunded. Irony again is found in the fact that Morrill legislation was an act of…

  • Whisp

    In the sensory depravation tank; there is nothing, and nothing else, with nowhere to go except to drag oneself forward through the slurry in accordance with orders to execute the commands on the decreasing intervals stipulated by masters of the swamps, like Marion and Arnold; as the oxygen diminishes and the lactic acid accumulates, and…

  • Ento Pharmers

    I want to write a scifi story about computer metallic synapse pharmacology cerebellum construct moth sapien hybrids who live in an ethereal land of megahertz mist through which they see yet cannot understand; if ever they remove their plasma device helmets and expose their antennae to the new ambient atmosphere of planet earth. The story…

  • Alone

    I have been pathologically and clinically alone since my 1994 military brain maiming and several years of psychotropic classical conditioning torture in sensory depravation that was subsequent to my first annulment and kidnapping transport across the Mason Dixon line and abandonment in SC pending later redeployment to MA as a Southern enemy. Due to my…

  • Lands

    A speedy dibble is similar to a barking spud and good for raw and locally gathered tree nuts, pinecones, apples, pears, and bulbs. A dibb is better for seeds like those of roses and paper birch. Also consider USFS specification McLeod Rakes for raking together and building compost/burn piles of detritus and/or detritus rubble, twig…

  • Guarantor of IN

    Slanderous malignment seems conducive to the paradigm of modernity sufficiently for me to ask what a universal benefit would do to the normalcy of now contextual to there being a guarantor of an adequate source of shelter, sustenance and knowledge sufficient for anyone to avoid the prevailing reductionism and remain “in” where safety and security…

  • Prie Dieu

    I have a roll of upholstery foam that I think I will configure into a Prie Dieu using 3, 3/4″ 2’x4′ sheets of hardwood finish plywood, drywall screws, biscuit joiner biscuits, wood glue, and T-track T-bolts that will allow the kneeler to be replaced with a cowhide version. And, I’ll use some of the canvas…

  • PIETA

    Dear Mom,The decades since my disappearance from Killingworth, Connecticut; into the Deep South have been rough, and my torture therein upon my return at the Commonwealth’s 1863 Union military officer’s academy was arduous. And we all know it is only now that I am awakening from a slumber of sublimation and sedation now of many…

  • Moon The

    Attn., Doctor Space Nerd: A letter of Ore unto the people of “Earth”, in regards to earth satelite “The”, and, regarding this epoch of our Lord, and the petrol rock; wherein the dominion of Oz hath been asserted upon our currently biometric planet “Earth”. I, I, (/simon), have completed my extrordinary endurance athleticism with hypoxic…

  • MOMENTUM

    So, you want multipurposed fleets of C, B, A, and civilian server regulated alternative vehicles now; and they need Magnusen Superger and Jake exhaust braked fluid dynamic momentum control type interface and power regulating software optimized scavenging fuel system Cat 4 banging power red, white, blue soybean and corn E20+ sasonal mix low jell, all…